Julia Selinda's Diary ♥

A baby Spix's Macaw who is unable to fly and several other birds are smuggled from Rio de Janeiro to Moose Lake, Minnesota. The box containing the macaw falls to the street and is discovered by a girl named Linda (Leslie Mann), who names him "Blu". Fifteen years later, Linda lives in a bookstore with Blu (Jesse Eisenberg). Túlio (Rodrigo Santoro), an ornithologist, reveals that Blu is the last male of his species, and he needs to mate with a female to preserve it.

Linda takes Blu to Rio. While there, Blu meets Jewel (Anne Hathaway), a female Spix's Macaw, who is only interested in escaping. The shelter is raided by smugglers, who are let in by their, Sulphur-crested Cockatoo, Nigel (Jemaine Clement), who was posing as a sickly bird. Among them is the smuggler's assistant Fernando (Jake T. Austin), an impoverished and orphaned boy. Blu and Jewel are captured, try to flee, but get lost in the jungle.

Nigel: I'm unmincable. I'm unwashable. Unrinsable. Like an abandoned school, I have no principle. Full of Brazilian birds. All eighty million birds. I tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to bake you.
[to the chorus of birds who continue singing]
Nigel: Shut up now. Shut up!
[the chorus of birds stop singing]
Nigel: It's just me.
[to Blu and Jewel]
Nigel: I will make you ugly too! Sweet nightmares.
[laughs wickedly and flies away]
Blu: Not cool man! Scary, but not cool!

[as Jewel is continuing to throw herself around the cage]
Blu: Stop! Stop! Why don't you just open the door?
[he slides open the cage door with his beak]
Jewel: Are you kidding me?
Blu: What? It's just a standard flip slide door.

Blu is soo funny! xD